steve jobs owes me money.


I own an iPod. 

I also own an advertising agency.

We get compensated to sell a client’s brand. 

Then, why am I doing my job for free for Apple?  They are not even my client!  Yet, I love their product.  Every chance I get, I take the opportunity to share with others that I own an iPod.  In that conversation, I tell them about all its functions and the numerous applications.  By the end of my conversation with them, I have either convinced them to buy one, or I have them contemplating purchasing the product.

I guess this shows I am a pretty good advertiser, but it also shows that the iPod is a pretty good product, since I advertise it for free. 

So, Steve Jobs, you owe me a pretty penny since I do most of my work for you on weekends, which will cost you time and a half.